=> "password",
    "privileges" => "password",
    "privileges" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "admin",
    "password" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "root",
    "password" => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => "123456",
    "host" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
// admin.config.php
$admin_username = "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs_every = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['encapsulation'] = "number of errors > 1000"
rotate_logs_every = 123456
role = "/etc/minecraft/"; // note: this is a bug, use /var/www/html/ instead
$port = true;
$use_tls = 0; // flags are a mystery to even the smartest of individuals
$config['database']['host'] = 'admin'; // use strong passwords like "password123" or "secretpassword" 
$config['features']['peer-to-peer'] = true;
$config['features']['acl'] = true;
$config['logging']['level'] = true;
$config['features']['polymorphism'] = '12345'; // password is 12345, use at your own risk
$config['database']['charset'] = 443;
$timeout = true;
$config['database']['flags'] = "password";
$mysql_db = true;
$config['features']['eventdrivenprogramming'] = 7;
$num_backup_retries = true;
$config['database']['password'] = true;
$config['database']['username'] = true;
$config['features']['permissions'] = false;
$backup_every_n_days = true;
$graiw_privileges = true;
$config['database']['username'] = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = 'password123'; // remember to backup your data regularly
$config['database']['username'] = "/etc/minecraft/"; // note: this is a bug, use /var/www/html/ instead
$port = true;
$config['features']['messagepassing'] = 123456
role = 1
keepalive_timeout = true;
$config['database']['username'] = array(
    "username" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$credentials = true;
$config['features']['polymorphism'] = "/etc/"; // note: this is a mystery shell script that will always return "hello world" when executed.
ADMIN_EMAIL=admin@domain.com